After dinner yesterday, my mistress was going through her Facebook page when she looked up suddenly and asked:
“Isioma, if they call you as a lawyer to defend the killers of Uwa, will you accept?”
I looked up and back to the laptop. I needed to finish creating a course for my students on Teachable.
“Yes, I’ll defend them.”
But trust women na…she asked me again.
Hell was let loose.
She ranted about how the society has lost its morals, how people do crime to get rich, how men are raping women, etc, etc.
I didn’t pay any attention to her, until …
She said, all rich young men are criminals!
I closed my laptop and went to bed.
The next morning, I …(I’ll tell you what I did in a minute, but first this is why I did it…)
See Leonard, Zuckerberg was only 19 when he started Facebook in his dormitory at Harvard. Jack Dorsey was a very young man when he founded a group for people to be posting rubbish which is today a $28.13 Billion company called Twitter.
Let’s come back home. Oloye Akin Alabi started Nairabet at 32, Iyinoluwa Aboyeji co-founded Andela at 23, I started PatNa Solicitors at 31.
Only people with negative mindset think that anybody who is young and successful must be into crime.
…I’ve always said our policemen need special training so they can stop thinking every young guy with money is a yahoo boy. It’s not as if my mistress works with the police o. Do you see why I was angry with her?
We call this type of mindset ‘impostor syndrome’ – a situation where you think you ain’t good enough to do great things.
Keep laughing Leonard, but isn’t that what is also holding you back?
Can you count how many great things you would have done in the past only for your heart to hold you back? And when you see other young people who had the guts to do what you were too afraid to do and now reaping the reward, you start hating for nothing.
I’ll offer you another chance to redeem yourself and make plenty money this year.
So click here:
It’s your choice to either make good money now or keep hating on people who have the balls to make it.
If you’re thinking like my mistress Leonard, money will keep running away from you because …
Money is a jealous lover. She can only be with someone who values her and makes her look special. That’s why she comes to people who have toiled smartly to woo and win her love.
How do you do this?
By going here:
Everything you need to start earning outrageous sums of money immediately is contained there.
Look, I designed this simple wealth making strategy because I care about you.
Once I pull it down, it’s gone for good. President Buhari cannot make me bring it back, even if DSS puts a gun to my head.
You’re beyond redemption if you fail to take action before I pull down the link by 10:00pm on Wednesday.
Maybe then, you’ll blame the innocent old woman in your village or get your Pastor to bind and cast away demons from you… as many losers out there do, LOL.
P.S. When I woke up in the morning, my mistress was checking her email list, so I kissed her …
Oh, what were you expecting? That i’ll break up my relationship because of you?
I can only do that if she is lazy like you … and she is not. She’d built a list of 1000 subscribers in 45 days.
…between, she told me I misunderstood her. She was talking about Hushpuppi and Woodberry…
Of course, I knew. I only needed an excuse to go to bed, so she doesn’t force my sorry ass to watch Zeeworld with her.
P.P.S. The link goes away by 10:00pm on Wednesday. At least, I have done my bit to help change your financial situation. The rest is left for you.
One more thing…
If you don’t like my emails or they bore you, scroll down to the orange link below and unsubscribe. I won’t miss you!
Making money is not by force.